Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

We call them homos & they call us mofos. Ladies and gentlemen, the relationship between One Direction & Directioners.

Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.

psymon: only with teamwork can we save all the pussy cats, including your own.
harry: oh no Molly! did they get Molly?
louis: I thought his name was Dusty?
harry: depends which website you read..